Checking out at the supermarket recently, the young cashier suggested I should bring in my own bags because plastic ones weren't good for the environment. I apo ...

Is 'FUCK' the most versatile word in the English language?   The word ‘Fuck’ must be the most versatile word in the English language. Let's face it, whenev ...

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1. I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right. 2. I didn’t think orthopae ...

More Facts About Chuck When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. There used to be a street named after Chuck No ...

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1973 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best mates. 2023 – Police a ...

When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck said, “Say Please”. Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning. If Chuck Norris were to trave ...