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The Green Thing

The Green Thing… Apparently, We Missed the Memo So, there I am, innocently checking out at the supermarket, minding my own business, buying my digestives and carrots, when the young cashier, who looked like they were still recovering from teething,

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Chuck Norris – Part 2

More Facts About Chuck   When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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School – 1973 v 2023

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1973 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best mates. 2023 – Police are called, an Armed Response Unit arrives, and they arrest Johnny

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