The World According To Moose

You're nothing but a 'Smelly Turd Pirate'.   I hurt my knee the other day, and you can see the damage from my x-ray. #hunglikeamoose   I was born Male,

1. I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right. 2. I

When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck said, “Say please”. Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning. If Chuck Norris were to travel

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1973 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best mates. 2023 – Police are