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Thoughts for the Week – #002

Welcome, welcome, welcome to another ‘thoughts for the week’. I have finally watched that South Park episode (Harry and Meghan), and it’s…

Russia assumes UN Security Council presidency Ok, this was a month ago, but for FUCK’s SAKE? What the actual fuck is going…

You’re nothing but a ‘Smelly Turd Pirate’. I hurt my knee the other day, and you can see the damage from…

Checking out at the supermarket recently, the young cashier suggested I should bring in my own bags because plastic ones weren’t good…

Is ‘FUCK’ the most versatile word in the English language? The word ‘Fuck’ must be the most versatile word in the…

1. I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on…

More Facts About Chuck When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. There used to…

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1973 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and…

When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck said, “Say please”. Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in…

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians passed on from generation to generation, says that; “When you discover that you are riding…

The Tax System Explained – Using A Beer Analogy. Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beers, and the…

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to…