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Welcome, welcome, welcome to another ‘thoughts for the week’. I have finally watched that South Park episode (Harry and Meghan), and it’s seriously funny as fuck. If I can post it on MooseTube I will, and fuck the copyright rules. If people ask me to make…
Russia assumes UN Security Council presidency Ok, this was a month ago, but for FUCK’s SAKE? What the actual fuck is going on in the World? To quote the BBC on 1 April 2023 (yes, April Fool’s Day), the last time Russia had the presidency, February…
You’re nothing but a ‘Smelly Turd Pirate’. I hurt my knee the other day, and you can see the damage from my x-ray. #hunglikeamoose I was born Male, I identify as Male, but according to Sainsbury’s Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding, I am actually a…
Checking out at the supermarket recently, the young cashier suggested I should bring in my own bags because plastic ones weren’t good for the environment. I apologised and explained that we didn’t have the green thing in our day. The cashier responded, “That it’s our problem…
Is ‘FUCK’ the most versatile word in the English language? The word ‘Fuck’ must be the most versatile word in the English language. Let’s face it, whenever you say the word ‘Fuck’, its meaning truly reflects the context. Subtle Example – Why the FUCKING FUCK…
1. I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right. 2. I didn’t think orthopaedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected. 3. What’s the difference between ignorance…
More Facts About Chuck When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Chuck Norris has already been to…
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1973 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best mates. 2023 – Police are called, an Armed Response Unit arrives, and they arrest Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of…
When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck said, “Say please”. Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning. If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris, and they both fought, they…
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