You’re nothing but a ‘Smelly Turd Pirate’.   I hurt my knee the other day, and you can see the damage from my x-ray. #hunglikeamoose   I was born Male, I identify as...

Checking out at the supermarket recently, the young cashier suggested I should bring in my own bags because plastic ones weren’t good for the environment. I apologised and explained that we didn’t have...

Is ‘FUCK’ the most versatile word in the English language?   The word ‘Fuck’ must be the most versatile word in the English language. Let’s face it, whenever you say the word ‘Fuck’,...

1. I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right. 2. I didn’t think orthopaedic...

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved”. Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to...