Thoughts for the Week – #002 – The World According To Moose

Welcome, welcome, welcome to another ‘thoughts for the week’.

I have finally watched that South Park episode (Harry and Meghan), and it’s seriously funny as fuck.

If I can post it on MooseTube I will, and fuck the copyright rules.

If people ask me to make it available on Moose Almighty, I will do, but PLEASE respect my privacy.

MP’s To Repay Driving Fines

Four MPs are being asked to repay hundreds of pounds in driving fines which they claimed on expenses.
In a statement, one of the MPs (Mr Afolami) said ‘It was completely inadvertent. All money repaid the moment that I knew about it.’
Inadvertent? – MY FUCKING ARSE!
These morons really do think we are thick as shit. We are SO going to believe it was inadvertent – NOT!
What’s really worrying is that they were only found out after an investigation by the Independent Newspaper.
Who the fuck checks and approves these expenses?
They don’t seem to be very good at their job!

Fuckwits – the lot of them!

Budget Through the Ages

‘The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance’.
Quote by Cicero – 55 BC

So, what have we learned in the last 2 Millennia?

FUCK ALL!

Weird Facts

Harry Styles has four nipples. They stem from a common condition called polythelia.
Australia is wider than the moon. The moon sits at 3400km in diameter, while Australia’s diameter from east to west is almost 4000km.
Venus is the only planet to spin clockwise. It travels around the sun once every 225 Earth days, but it rotates clockwise once every 243 days.
Walt Disney currently holds the most Academy Awards. Disney won 26 Oscars over the course of his career and was nominated a grand total of 59 times.
The actors who voiced Mickey and Minnie mouse got married in real life. Russi Taylor (Minnie) and Wayne Allwine (Mickey) tied the knot in 1991.
You can’t hum if you hold your nose. Hands up if you just tried it!