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The Green Thing… Apparently, We Missed the Memo So, there I am, innocently checking out at the supermarket, minding my own business, buying my digestives and carrots, when the young cashier, who looked like they were still recovering from teething,
More Facts About Chuck When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1973 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best mates. 2023 – Police are called, an Armed Response Unit arrives, and they arrest Johnny
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