You’re nothing but a ‘Smelly Turd Pirate’.

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I hurt my knee the other day, and you can clearly see the injury on my x-ray.
#hunglikeamoose

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I was born Male, I identify as Male, but according to Sainsbury’s Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding, I am actually a family of four.
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In that case you are a Communist Rectum Biscuit.
Awesome tool, I have used it so many times at the pub and have had only 5 fights.
Thanks Moose
And you Rick are a Slimy Dick Goblin!
Thanks for the comment.