The World According To Moose

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Welcome to the chaotic brain dump of Moose Almighty – a majestic beast of opinion and wild tangents. Basically, a refined collection of deep thoughts, impulsive ramblings, and philosophical masterpieces fuelled almost entirely by mood swings and alcohol. In other words, if Hemingway was a moose with internet access.

Now, let’s get something clear from the start. Some of the content here is going to ruffle feathers. Sometimes intentionally. If it makes you think – that’s great. If it makes you angry – that’s even better. Say something. We absolutely love comments – good ones, weird ones, even slightly unhinged ones. Engagement is the name of the game.

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The Green Thing

Back in our day, we reused bottles, washed nappies by hand, and walked uphill both ways, but apparently, we didn’t care about the environment. Eco-conscious? We just lived like legends.

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School – 1975 vs 2025

1975: Kids fight, learn lessons, life goes on. 2025: Armed police, viral videos, therapists, and lawsuits. Society’s gone full Black Mirror – where a scraped knee can ruin your whole life.

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Chuck Norris – Part 2

Chuck Norris facts: reality bends, infinity obeys, and giraffes exist thanks to his chin kick. Basically, Chuck might live in our world, but physics has a bloody hard time keeping up.

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Mr Happy has a bad day when he gets lost on the wrong side of town?

C.E.D

Finally, we have a solution to the age-old problem of Canine Erectile Dysfunction.

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